Little known facts (that aren't true)

[steve(thelil)]

Peas invented the podcast.

You can turn powdered water into water without the use of any liquid.

Feldspar was Duke Ellington's favorite element on the periodic table.

[Gentle Giant]

Darryl is posting under the name Scott Dolan.

[moldyfigg]

The heaviest consumers of Stoli vodka in NYC are the gay folks.

[A. Kingstone]

Humans can't fart when sneezing.

[Ron Thorne]

Humans can't fart whilst peeing.

[steve(thelil)]

Humans can fart while not human.

[Mike Schwartz]

Jazztalk.net in it's short run thus far is the most watched and prominent board in the history of the Interweb, and is on the Forbe's 500 listing currently at #53!

[steve(thelil)]

In the future, all slang words will begin with shm.

The future doesn't begin until March 2016

Whimpering builds character.

[A. Kingstone]

Gerbils are claustrophobic.

[moldyfigg]

A new law requires that all shoes be blue suede.

[Gentle Giant]

Tom Petty's real name is Tom Skeevy.

[HenryMc]

men who use 'product' in their hair cant play the euphonium

jazz is the preferred music of top 40 stations across the world

[steve(thelil)]

Ben Franklin invented bark.

[moldyfigg]

Soon everyone will be on a party line with crank phones.

[steve(thelil)]

During WWII era rationing, Silly Putty was made from lentils.

[steve(thelil)]

Feta cheese was around for centuries before it was recognized as a food.

[steve(thelil)]

The Yiddish Theater's The Little Momzers would have become as popular as their Gentile counterparts The Little Rascals if the writers had not named each kid "Schmutzy"

[steve(thelil)]

Alphonso Soriano's offensive production started to suffer when he began moonlighting as the "Beetlejuice" character on the Howard Stern Show.

[steve(thelil)]

The Merchant Marines are neither.

[steve(thelil)]

Head Lice are no more authoritative than other lice.

[harmony5219]

Actress/director Penny Marshall stated in a recent "People" magazine interview that her goal of winning an Oscar as "Best Director of a Motion Picture" is no longer a feasible one. Instead, she aspires to have sex with 20,073 men, thereby eclipsing the late Wilt Chamberlin's 20,011 sexual partners.

[Jimmy Cantiello]

I suppose having sex with Penny Marshall would be better than having sex with Rob Reiner. I could be wrong.

[steve(thelil)]

I suppose having sex with Penny Marshall would be better than having sex with Rob Reiner. I could be wrong.

I've had sex with Penny Marshall and Rob Reiner, both together and separately. And Penny was slightly more passionate.

[A. Kingstone]

Gerbil is Germanic for Jealousy.

[A. Kingstone]

The New York Yankees are the Illuminati.