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Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 12th, 2015, 12:21 pm
by jwaggs
How much water does a 10-gallon hat hold?
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 13th, 2015, 4:58 pm
by steve(thelil)
jwaggs wrote:How much water does a 10-gallon hat hold?
It all depends on what else is in it.
And it also depends how long you want the hat to hold it for.
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 16th, 2015, 6:54 am
by Monte Smith
Great thread. I've got a question that has been on my mind since I just now came up with it.
steve(thelil), do you have any strange cheese anecdotes?
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 17th, 2015, 5:03 pm
by steve(thelil)
Thinking....
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 17th, 2015, 5:04 pm
by steve(thelil)
Monte Smith wrote:Great thread. I've got a question that has been on my mind since I just now came up with it.
steve(thelil), do you have any strange cheese anecdotes?
Yes, I do! Thanks for asking!
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 17th, 2015, 5:27 pm
by bluenoter
steve(thelil) wrote:Monte Smith wrote:steve(thelil), do you have any strange cheese anecdotes?
Yes, I do! Thanks for asking!
Will you post one of them (say, within a week or so)?________
steve(thelil) wrote:jwaggs wrote:How much water does a 10-gallon hat hold?
It all depends on what else is in it.
And it also depends how long you want the hat to hold it for.
I hadn't thought of the first factor. Very impressive.
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 18th, 2015, 5:15 am
by steve(thelil)
bluenoter wrote:Will you post one of them (say, within a week or so)?
I just might! Thanks for asking!
(Hint. Did you hear the one about the Muenster and the Munster. It's a thigh slapper!)
(Hint #2. Facebook is always trying to interest me in Christian Singles. What are those, individually wrapped slices of Christian?)
(Hint #3. Some cheese-like stuff is labeled "cheese food" - not so you will know it's like cheese....but so you know it's like food!)
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 18th, 2015, 11:13 am
by A. Kingstone
steve(thelil) wrote:bluenoter wrote:Will you post one of them (say, within a week or so)?
...........
(Hint #2. Facebook is always trying to interest me in Christian Singles. What are those, individually wrapped slices of Christian?)
........................................)
Best on white bread.
(I found some strange cheese in my fridge last night. No anecdote just strange.)
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 19th, 2015, 6:06 am
by Mr. Met
Do you live on the Upper West Side?
If so, do you visit the local pet stores?
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 19th, 2015, 8:40 pm
by A. Kingstone
Are you still playing the blues?
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 21st, 2015, 4:53 am
by walto
Are cobwebs for catching corn or swans?
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 22nd, 2015, 5:08 pm
by steve(thelil)
Mr. Met wrote:Do you live on the Upper West Side?
If so, do you visit the local pet stores?
Yes, I do live on the Upper West Side. But it isn't why I visit the local pet stores. It isn't even where I visit pet stores!
Thanks for asking!
A. Kingstone wrote:Are you still playing the blues?
I am both playing and singing the blues, but no new blues recordings. When I visit local pet stores, I do some Howlin' Wolf as a tribute to the residents.
Thanks for asking!
walto wrote:Are cobwebs for catching corn or swans?
I've always found that hard to answer. But I'm leaning towards "Yes"
Thanks for asking!
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 22nd, 2015, 6:21 pm
by bluenoter
steve(thelil) wrote:When I visit local pet stores, I do some Howlin' Wolf as a tribute to the residents.
Why not Hound Dog Taylor?
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 23rd, 2015, 10:35 am
by A. Kingstone
Do your eyes water when you pluck a nose hair?
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 23rd, 2015, 10:42 am
by Mr. Met
I live in the same neighborhood as you do!
Have you ever seen me?
Have you ever seen Philip Roth?
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 24th, 2015, 5:35 am
by steve(thelil)
bluenoter wrote:steve(thelil) wrote:When I visit local pet stores, I do some Howlin' Wolf as a tribute to the residents.
Why not Hound Dog Taylor?
He ain't never been a rabbit and he ain't no friend of mine.
Thanks for asking!
A. Kingstone wrote:Do your eyes water when you pluck a nose hair?
Rarely. Only when it's MY OWN nose hair I pluck.
Thanks for asking!
Mr. Met wrote:I live in the same neighborhood as you do!
Have you ever seen me?
Have you ever seen Philip Roth?
Cool, I had no idea that you lived in the same neighborhood OR that you were Philip Roth!
I actually have seen you on the street or in stores several times.
When I lived on 79th, you had an apartment in the building next door! I remember running into you in the business services store on Columbus near 79th when you were copying and sending a draft of a new work to a publisher. Another customer commented "Another book" You joked back "Gotta keep paying the bills" .
.......When the store worker said "479 pages" (or whatever number it was) I wanted to joke "479 pages, I guess you can really write!" but didn't have the nerve.
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 25th, 2015, 12:53 pm
by Mr. Met
Oh! I didn't mean that I was Philip Roth! But I have seen him in the neighborhood. You should have joked with him. I bet he would have laughed. I mean, a good writer HAS to have a sense of humor.
That said, have you ever seen Frank Langella?
Do you go to Five Napkin Burger? If so, how do you like their burgers and sushi?
Do you ever go to DSW for shoes?
Do gerbils wear shoes?
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 25th, 2015, 1:54 pm
by moldyfigg
Do you patronize that cheap hot dog place on Broadway? I don't believe that there is any real papaya in their drink.
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 26th, 2015, 10:14 am
by A. Kingstone
Do you put your pants on one leg at a time?
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 26th, 2015, 5:43 pm
by jwaggs
What professional basketball team was named after a TV set and what was the name of a famous player for that team whose first name was the same as a dairy product?
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 29th, 2015, 3:29 pm
by A. Kingstone
How can I live in a world where Deep Purple is not in the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame yet ABBA is?
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 30th, 2015, 8:27 am
by steve(thelil)
Mr. Met wrote:Oh! I didn't mean that I was Philip Roth!
False.
Thanks for asking, Phil!
Mr. Met wrote:
That said, have you ever seen Frank Langella?
Yes. I thought he was powerful in "Diary of a Mad Housewife"
Thanks for asking!
Mr. Met wrote:Do you go to Five Napkin Burger?
Been there once for a burger and once for fish tacos.
Thanks for asking!
Mr. Met wrote: so, how do you like their burgers and sushi?
I've never felt that combo worked. Prefer cheese and or/bacon on my burger
Thanks for asking!
Mr. Met wrote: you ever go to DSW for shoes?
I go there for capital letters and because their men's bathroom is by far the closest public restroom to the uptown 79th street subway exit.
Thanks for asking!
Mr. Met wrote: Do gerbils wear shoes
Tough to answer either "yes" or "no". Most gerbils wear one shoe
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 30th, 2015, 8:28 am
by steve(thelil)
moldyfigg wrote:Do you patronize that cheap hot dog place on Broadway? I don't believe that there is any real papaya in their drink.
I don't answer questions that contain heretical accusations.
Thanks for asking!
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 30th, 2015, 8:30 am
by steve(thelil)
jwaggs wrote:What professional basketball team was named after a TV set and what was the name of a famous player for that team whose first name was the same as a dairy product?
Too easy: The Vermont Vizios and their star guard Curd Shmelking.
Thanks for asking!
Re: Questions for Steve(thelil)
Posted: March 30th, 2015, 8:30 am
by steve(thelil)
A. Kingstone wrote:How can I live in a world where Deep Purple is not in the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame yet ABBA is?
By treading lightly.
Thanks for asking!