Re: Bad album covers
Posted: November 10th, 2014, 7:13 am
"It's a reissue or a compilation or something - slap anything on the cover ... no ... wait, I've got it ..."
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Re: Bad album covers
Posted: November 10th, 2014, 7:47 am
"It's a theme; it's a brand; it's an image; it"s a trilogy ... oh hell, who are we kidding?"
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: November 10th, 2014, 8:51 am
Hey guys - have you ever seen a crappy Blue Note cover? Neither have we - so ...
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: January 17th, 2015, 12:51 pm
Fred, listen ... it's a clever pun. Just put 'em on ...
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: January 17th, 2015, 2:19 pm
Keep 'em comin', mjb! 
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: January 17th, 2015, 2:40 pm
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: January 20th, 2015, 10:20 pm
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: February 7th, 2015, 8:40 am
Mary, listen to me ... I've got so many great ideas - a windmill, a landmark or two, grass, a piano player - it is going to look spectacular.
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: March 12th, 2015, 9:46 am
"Freddie - what are you doing this afternoon? We need you to come down to take a look at the cover art.
Wait a minute Freddie .... You know what? Forget it. We're good."
Wait a minute Freddie .... You know what? Forget it. We're good."
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: March 17th, 2015, 4:42 pm
If you're alone with your lady on a Saturday night
If you want to make love
But her muscles are tight.
Just put on this music
By some low candlelight
And get her loosed up
And make it all right.
If you want to make love
But her muscles are tight.
Just put on this music
By some low candlelight
And get her loosed up
And make it all right.
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: March 21st, 2015, 12:56 pm
"Nigel, have you seen this cover?"
"Yes, Derek, I have ... it is very interesting."
"Do you think we should ask David to take a look at it?"
"Yes, Derek, I think we should."
"Yes, Derek, I have ... it is very interesting."
"Do you think we should ask David to take a look at it?"
"Yes, Derek, I think we should."
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Re: Bad album covers
Posted: March 21st, 2015, 3:06 pm
Mr. Met wrote:If you're alone with your lady on a Saturday night
If you want to make love
But her muscles are tight.
Just put on this music
By some low candlelight
And get her loosed up
And make it all right.
Can I just get the (explicitly illustrated instruction) booklet?
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: March 21st, 2015, 9:13 pm
I just bought this today at a bargain price ($1). I'm a big fan of Henri Texier but this album cover is awful. I almost didn't buy it even at that price.
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: March 26th, 2015, 8:32 am
mjb wrote:"Nigel, have you seen this cover?"
"Yes, Derek, I have ... it is very interesting."
"Do you think we should ask David to take a look at it?"
"Yes, Derek, I think we should."
I would, Walter. But Darryl has been banned.
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: May 29th, 2015, 3:23 pm
You got anything Max?
Not a thing Annie.
Get on the piano Annie.
Not a thing Annie.
Get on the piano Annie.
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: June 1st, 2015, 2:57 pm
"Okay Annie hop off, we got time for one more.
Where's the bald guy with the light blue pants?
Bring him in now.
Hey Max, can you photoshop a lion in later?
Why? I don't know why - can you do it?"
Where's the bald guy with the light blue pants?
Bring him in now.
Hey Max, can you photoshop a lion in later?
Why? I don't know why - can you do it?"
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: June 1st, 2015, 3:34 pm
This is good stuff, mjb! 
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: June 6th, 2015, 7:53 am
Ron Thorne wrote:This is good stuff, mjb!
Thank you!
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: July 1st, 2015, 10:45 am
Here we go Phil.
Stubble? Check
Tight jeans? Check
Tight jacket? Check
Painful stance? Check
Loose boots? Check
Hey Phil, what's with that fancy walking stick?
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: July 10th, 2015, 5:32 pm
Their outfits, poses, haircuts, 'staches and backdrop are most definitely "trucken"
Bondiago!Re: Bad album covers
Posted: July 18th, 2015, 3:37 pm
Has anyone seen Archie? I hear he wanted to see the cover we were planning.
What's that? No, no that's ok - no need to wake him.
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: August 4th, 2015, 8:43 pm
When one Francis Cabrel, or three, or ten, just won't do...
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: August 27th, 2015, 6:15 am
Hey y'all let's just think this through ... how about a cover that sums up the music perfectly?
Like this?
Like this?
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: August 29th, 2015, 12:29 am
When in doubt, go for literal.
And don't hire a Photoshop expert to handle the compositing.
A hobbyist will do just fine for this limited edition.
And don't hire a Photoshop expert to handle the compositing.
A hobbyist will do just fine for this limited edition.
Re: Bad album covers
Posted: September 22nd, 2015, 4:11 am
This came up when browsing eMusic. Not quite sure what they were after here:
http://www.emusic.com/album/various-artists/rojo-tachan-nosordo/16205521/
http://www.emusic.com/album/various-artists/rojo-tachan-nosordo/16205521/