Slap my ass and call me Monte!!!

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Slap my ass and call me Monte!!!

Postby steve(thelil) » July 1st, 2013, 6:36 am

As proof that at least much of the JC archives are still up (I just found this through a google search), I respectfully migrate this over from there.


Jazzcorner's Speakeasy Archive >> The Alley > Slap my ass and call me Monte


02-06-2003 07:32 AM

Tom Storer
I'll bet Monte would love it. Am I right, Monte?

02-06-2003 07:34 AM

Tanager
<SLAP>

You're Monte.

What do I win?

02-06-2003 07:41 AM

Clay Bob
Sounds like something from one of Monte's Mandingo domination fantasies.

02-06-2003 08:56 AM

SinginSumo
What worse insult could anyone imagine than this thread title?

Bravo, Steve!

02-06-2003 10:15 AM

Uli
I wrestled with the thought. I can't, thelil. Much too vulgar.

02-06-2003 10:45 AM

clint hopson
That ol' Monte could use a good ass slapping.

The line forms on the right.


02-06-2003 11:03 AM

RBS
*Slap slap slap!*

You my bitch, Monte.

02-06-2003 11:14 AM

Dr Dave
You call me "Monte" you taste my blade, mufuh!

02-06-2003 12:18 PM

Monte Smith
Don't! Stop! No, don't stop!

02-06-2003 01:44 PM

Tipitina
There's been a lot of ass (eachother's!) on the brain around this joint lately.

02-06-2003 01:59 PM

Monte Smith
I think my ass is pretty well satisfied, so I'm onna flip over. But ya'll should feel free to keep spanking.

02-06-2003 02:57 PM

graypencil
has this place turned into an English prep school.. or what?

02-06-2003 04:16 PM

SinginSumo
Monte thinks that it's all a joke!

02-06-2003 05:50 PM

Monte Smith
"Monte thinks that it's all a joke!"

That can be said about just about everything.

02-06-2003 06:26 PM

patricia
Monte, isn't having one's ass slapped, lightly, a compliment of the highest order? Well, maybe not. :)

02-06-2003 07:55 PM

dononjazz
Who said anything about LIGHTLY???







02-06-2003 08:00 PM

Ron Thorne
<<There's been a lot of ass (eachother's!) on the brain around this joint lately.>>

Hmmmm ... a bit of "Freudian slip" showing?
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Re: Slap my ass and call me Monte!!!

Postby A. Kingstone » July 1st, 2013, 9:10 am

Pictures?

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