As proof that at least much of the JC archives are still up (I just found this through a google search), I respectfully migrate this over from there.
Jazzcorner's Speakeasy Archive >> The Alley > Slap my ass and call me Monte
02-06-2003 07:32 AM
Tom Storer
I'll bet Monte would love it. Am I right, Monte?
02-06-2003 07:34 AM
Tanager
<SLAP>
You're Monte.
What do I win?
02-06-2003 07:41 AM
Clay Bob
Sounds like something from one of Monte's Mandingo domination fantasies.
02-06-2003 08:56 AM
SinginSumo
What worse insult could anyone imagine than this thread title?
Bravo, Steve!
02-06-2003 10:15 AM
Uli
I wrestled with the thought. I can't, thelil. Much too vulgar.
02-06-2003 10:45 AM
clint hopson
That ol' Monte could use a good ass slapping.
The line forms on the right.
02-06-2003 11:03 AM
RBS
*Slap slap slap!*
You my bitch, Monte.
02-06-2003 11:14 AM
Dr Dave
You call me "Monte" you taste my blade, mufuh!
02-06-2003 12:18 PM
Monte Smith
Don't! Stop! No, don't stop!
02-06-2003 01:44 PM
Tipitina
There's been a lot of ass (eachother's!) on the brain around this joint lately.
02-06-2003 01:59 PM
Monte Smith
I think my ass is pretty well satisfied, so I'm onna flip over. But ya'll should feel free to keep spanking.
02-06-2003 02:57 PM
graypencil
has this place turned into an English prep school.. or what?
02-06-2003 04:16 PM
SinginSumo
Monte thinks that it's all a joke!
02-06-2003 05:50 PM
Monte Smith
"Monte thinks that it's all a joke!"
That can be said about just about everything.
02-06-2003 06:26 PM
patricia
Monte, isn't having one's ass slapped, lightly, a compliment of the highest order? Well, maybe not.
02-06-2003 07:55 PM
dononjazz
Who said anything about LIGHTLY???
02-06-2003 08:00 PM
Ron Thorne
<<There's been a lot of ass (eachother's!) on the brain around this joint lately.>>
Hmmmm ... a bit of "Freudian slip" showing?
Slap my ass and call me Monte!!!
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