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Uxbridge English Dictionary

Posted: August 19th, 2013, 10:25 am
by mjb
Freely adapted from the game played in "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue."

The idea is to provide new definitions for existing English words to, perhaps, reflect our changing times.

For example:

Lymph - to walk with a lisp.

Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan (courtesy of Stephen Fry)

Animate - to be too fond of your pet.

Perversion - the cat's story.

Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary

Posted: August 19th, 2013, 11:52 am
by Monte Smith
Hegemony - clippers.

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Posted: August 20th, 2013, 2:39 am
by mjb
Contrite - not in favour of the commonplace

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Posted: August 20th, 2013, 3:24 am
by mjb
Pupil - medication for people sitting in church

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Posted: August 20th, 2013, 4:54 am
by pig pen
egocentric - the method of arranging a plate of food with a tasty waffle in the centre.

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Posted: August 20th, 2013, 5:43 am
by bluenoter
Algorithm - a characteristic manifested by a former vice president's stiff, jerky movements


(Oh, crap; I see that it's been done. What did I expect?)

Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary

Posted: August 20th, 2013, 8:17 am
by A. Kingstone
Domicile - The lane in a store where one finds leather clad women.

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Posted: August 20th, 2013, 11:40 am
by Ron Thorne
Terrible - A feeling engendered annually in Pamplona, Spain.

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Posted: August 22nd, 2013, 2:37 pm
by mjb
Participle - not a complete iciple.

Example - used to be rather large.

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Posted: August 23rd, 2013, 5:34 am
by Monte Smith
prix fixe - a cream or ointment usually used once to no good effect

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Posted: August 23rd, 2013, 6:09 am
by Douglas
Prefect - period before life went pear shaped (father ted dialect)

You all know the politics definition

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Posted: August 23rd, 2013, 10:33 am
by Jimmy Cantiello
triangle - to fish with three fishing poles simultaneously.

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Posted: August 26th, 2013, 5:42 am
by mjb
Peccadillo - an interestingly shaped small cigar.

Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary

Posted: August 26th, 2013, 6:58 am
by steve(thelil)
specimen = Italian Astronaut

Bipolar: Sexually versatile in cold weather

Autoharp: Many stringed vehicle

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Posted: August 26th, 2013, 12:47 pm
by mjb
Tennis - isn't 9 or 11

Expire - used to be on top of a church

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Posted: August 28th, 2013, 10:23 am
by mjb
Lactic - broken watch

Pumpernickel - question a coin.

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Posted: August 28th, 2013, 10:34 am
by pig pen
Twerk - What a twerp does when when having a seizure

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Posted: August 28th, 2013, 11:20 am
by mjb
Twerk - where people go to earn money.

Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary

Posted: September 1st, 2013, 7:20 am
by mjb
Masticate - self abuse using part of a ship.

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Posted: September 1st, 2013, 8:04 am
by Jimmy Cantiello
charmed - armed with a chair.

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Posted: September 4th, 2013, 7:22 pm
by mjb
cuticles - rather nice testicles

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Posted: September 15th, 2013, 7:37 pm
by mjb
pastoral - too old for foreplay

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Posted: September 17th, 2013, 6:26 am
by Mr. Met
Zombie: the part of the alphabet that comes after Zombay.

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Posted: October 25th, 2013, 5:35 pm
by mjb
bearings - Yogi's jewelry

shampoo - not the real shit

champagne - pretending it hurts

Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary

Posted: October 26th, 2013, 7:24 am
by mjb
meander - she and I

predict - virgin