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Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: July 30th, 2013, 9:03 am
by steve(thelil)
Peas invented the podcast.
You can turn powdered water into water without the use of any liquid.
Feldspar was Duke Ellington's favorite element on the periodic table.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: July 30th, 2013, 11:05 am
by Gentle Giant
Darryl is posting under the name Scott Dolan.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: July 30th, 2013, 11:13 am
by moldyfigg
The heaviest consumers of Stoli vodka in NYC are the gay folks.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: July 30th, 2013, 1:57 pm
by A. Kingstone
Humans can't fart when sneezing.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: July 30th, 2013, 6:43 pm
by Ron Thorne
Humans can't fart whilst peeing.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: July 30th, 2013, 7:16 pm
by steve(thelil)
Humans can fart while not human.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: July 30th, 2013, 10:27 pm
by Mike Schwartz
Jazztalk.net in it's short run thus far is the most watched and prominent board in the history of the Interweb, and is on the Forbe's 500 listing currently at #53!
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: July 31st, 2013, 5:33 am
by steve(thelil)
In the future, all slang words will begin with shm.
The future doesn't begin until March 2016
Whimpering builds character.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 2nd, 2013, 3:16 am
by A. Kingstone
Gerbils are claustrophobic.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 2nd, 2013, 1:11 pm
by moldyfigg
A new law requires that all shoes be blue suede.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 2nd, 2013, 1:15 pm
by Gentle Giant
Tom Petty's real name is Tom Skeevy.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 9th, 2013, 4:14 pm
by HenryMc
men who use 'product' in their hair cant play the euphonium
jazz is the preferred music of top 40 stations across the world
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 9th, 2013, 4:17 pm
by steve(thelil)
Ben Franklin invented bark.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 9th, 2013, 4:24 pm
by moldyfigg
Soon everyone will be on a party line with crank phones.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 9th, 2013, 4:54 pm
by steve(thelil)
During WWII era rationing, Silly Putty was made from lentils.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 9th, 2013, 4:59 pm
by steve(thelil)
Feta cheese was around for centuries before it was recognized as a food.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 9th, 2013, 5:30 pm
by steve(thelil)
The Yiddish Theater's The Little Momzers would have become as popular as their Gentile counterparts The Little Rascals if the writers had not named each kid "Schmutzy"
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 9th, 2013, 5:37 pm
by steve(thelil)
Alphonso Soriano's offensive production started to suffer when he began moonlighting as the "Beetlejuice" character on the Howard Stern Show.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 9th, 2013, 5:39 pm
by steve(thelil)
The Merchant Marines are neither.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 9th, 2013, 6:09 pm
by steve(thelil)
Head Lice are no more authoritative than other lice.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 10th, 2013, 6:08 pm
by harmony5219
Actress/director Penny Marshall stated in a recent "People" magazine interview that her goal of winning an Oscar as "Best Director of a Motion Picture" is no longer a feasible one. Instead, she aspires to have sex with 20,073 men, thereby eclipsing the late Wilt Chamberlin's 20,011 sexual partners.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 11th, 2013, 6:49 am
by Jimmy Cantiello
I suppose having sex with Penny Marshall would be better than having sex with Rob Reiner. I could be wrong.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 11th, 2013, 11:37 am
by steve(thelil)
Jimmy Cantiello wrote:I suppose having sex with Penny Marshall would be better than having sex with Rob Reiner. I could be wrong.
I've had sex with Penny Marshall and Rob Reiner, both together and separately. And Penny was slightly more passionate.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 14th, 2013, 5:39 pm
by A. Kingstone
Gerbil is Germanic for Jealousy.
Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)
Posted: August 14th, 2013, 5:42 pm
by A. Kingstone
The New York Yankees are the Illuminati.