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Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby steve(thelil) » July 30th, 2013, 9:03 am

Peas invented the podcast.

You can turn powdered water into water without the use of any liquid.

Feldspar was Duke Ellington's favorite element on the periodic table.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby Gentle Giant » July 30th, 2013, 11:05 am

Darryl is posting under the name Scott Dolan.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby moldyfigg » July 30th, 2013, 11:13 am

The heaviest consumers of Stoli vodka in NYC are the gay folks.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby A. Kingstone » July 30th, 2013, 1:57 pm

Humans can't fart when sneezing.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby Ron Thorne » July 30th, 2013, 6:43 pm

Humans can't fart whilst peeing.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby steve(thelil) » July 30th, 2013, 7:16 pm

Humans can fart while not human.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby Mike Schwartz » July 30th, 2013, 10:27 pm

Jazztalk.net in it's short run thus far is the most watched and prominent board in the history of the Interweb, and is on the Forbe's 500 listing currently at #53!
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby steve(thelil) » July 31st, 2013, 5:33 am

In the future, all slang words will begin with shm.

The future doesn't begin until March 2016

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Postby A. Kingstone » August 2nd, 2013, 3:16 am

Gerbils are claustrophobic.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby moldyfigg » August 2nd, 2013, 1:11 pm

A new law requires that all shoes be blue suede.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby Gentle Giant » August 2nd, 2013, 1:15 pm

Tom Petty's real name is Tom Skeevy.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby HenryMc » August 9th, 2013, 4:14 pm

men who use 'product' in their hair cant play the euphonium

jazz is the preferred music of top 40 stations across the world
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby steve(thelil) » August 9th, 2013, 4:17 pm

Ben Franklin invented bark.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby moldyfigg » August 9th, 2013, 4:24 pm

Soon everyone will be on a party line with crank phones.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby steve(thelil) » August 9th, 2013, 4:54 pm

During WWII era rationing, Silly Putty was made from lentils.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby steve(thelil) » August 9th, 2013, 4:59 pm

Feta cheese was around for centuries before it was recognized as a food.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby steve(thelil) » August 9th, 2013, 5:30 pm

The Yiddish Theater's The Little Momzers would have become as popular as their Gentile counterparts The Little Rascals if the writers had not named each kid "Schmutzy"
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby steve(thelil) » August 9th, 2013, 5:37 pm

Alphonso Soriano's offensive production started to suffer when he began moonlighting as the "Beetlejuice" character on the Howard Stern Show.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby steve(thelil) » August 9th, 2013, 5:39 pm

The Merchant Marines are neither.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby steve(thelil) » August 9th, 2013, 6:09 pm

Head Lice are no more authoritative than other lice.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby harmony5219 » August 10th, 2013, 6:08 pm

Actress/director Penny Marshall stated in a recent "People" magazine interview that her goal of winning an Oscar as "Best Director of a Motion Picture" is no longer a feasible one. Instead, she aspires to have sex with 20,073 men, thereby eclipsing the late Wilt Chamberlin's 20,011 sexual partners.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby Jimmy Cantiello » August 11th, 2013, 6:49 am

I suppose having sex with Penny Marshall would be better than having sex with Rob Reiner. I could be wrong.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby steve(thelil) » August 11th, 2013, 11:37 am

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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby A. Kingstone » August 14th, 2013, 5:39 pm

Gerbil is Germanic for Jealousy.
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Re: Little known facts (that aren't true)

Postby A. Kingstone » August 14th, 2013, 5:42 pm

The New York Yankees are the Illuminati.
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