Official Father Thorne shout-out thread

[Gentle Giant]

I'll tell you what I DON'T like about Ron Thorne: he lives in Alaska. I want like hell to meet the man in person. I'd love to have him show me the pieces of Boston that were part of his life decades ago.

[steve(thelil)]

Ron only lives in Alaska because of the witness protection program. Once Zsa Zsa Gabor dies he will be free to live wherever he choses.

[A. Kingstone]

As long as I've read his missives he's never been aggressive.

I dunno, King Stoner. Seems like you're taking too much credit for Ron's disposition.

Thread idea:

Things about thelil that make you pass milk through your nose.