Which sex toy sent you to the emergency room?

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jwaggs
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Which sex toy sent you to the emergency room?

Postby jwaggs » February 11th, 2015, 6:10 am

I should probably do a poll on this, but I am afraid I would leave out some of the more interesting possibilities on the list.

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Re: Which sex toy sent you to the emergency room?

Postby LennyH » February 11th, 2015, 9:10 am

It's the blasted back door that's the problem. Better attach a string to anything that's smaller than a breadbox. It's a lot better than going to the ER and making up a story about how you fell on a barbie doll.
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Re: Which sex toy sent you to the emergency room?

Postby A. Kingstone » February 11th, 2015, 9:25 am

Which time?



Steve, is a rodent considered a toy or a partner?
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Re: Which sex toy sent you to the emergency room?

Postby jwaggs » February 12th, 2015, 5:16 pm

um, I don't think gerbils are considered toys... well, maybe.
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Re: Which sex toy sent you to the emergency room?

Postby Ron Thorne » February 12th, 2015, 5:21 pm

LennyH wrote:It's the blasted back door that's the problem. Better attach a string to anything that's smaller than a breadbox. It's a lot better than going to the ER and making up a story about how you fell on a barbie doll.


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Re: Which sex toy sent you to the emergency room?

Postby Cem » February 12th, 2015, 5:57 pm

LennyH wrote:It's the blasted back door that's the problem. Better attach a string to anything that's smaller than a breadbox. It's a lot better than going to the ER and making up a story about how you fell on a barbie doll.

Million to one shot, doc, a million to one…!

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Re: Which sex toy sent you to the emergency room?

Postby moldyfigg » February 13th, 2015, 9:56 am

It's time to bring back the gerbil and other rodents thread
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