This totally isn't the first boner thread...

[LennyH]

That would be so wrong. I don't have one currently and to start out a new board with a boner thread would be just plain silly, so...I'm going to start some non-boner threads very soon.

[mike schwartz]

There is a higher power after all!

[steve(thelil)]

OK. I promise to reveal the answer to "How Many Boners does it take to screw in a light bulb" on this board. It's earned it.

Now I just have to think of a good one.

[jwaggs]

OK. I promise to reveal the answer to "How Many Boners does it take to screw in a light bulb" on this board. It's earned it.

Now I just have to think of a good one.

Still waiting

[A. Kingstone]

I hope he hasn't singed himself.

[steve(thelil)]

How many boners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


A: 14!

(I know this may not have been worth the wait, but just picture 14 boners screwing in a light bulb and I bet you have a nice guffaw)

[jwaggs]

How many boners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


A: 14!

(I know this may not have been worth the wait, but just picture 14 boners screwing in a light bulb and I bet you have a nice guffaw)

How many guffaws do you hear in the forest when the trees don't get the joke?

[A. Kingstone]

How many boners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


..........., but just picture 14 boners screwing in a light bulb and I bet you have a nice guffaw)

I Googled it at work and was escorted out of the building.

[jwaggs]

How many boners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


..........., but just picture 14 boners screwing in a light bulb and I bet you have a nice guffaw)

I Googled it at work and was escorted out of the building.

Yes, i have experienced the "being escorted out of the building by a burly man" before. Was it your first time?

[LennyH]

We could use more posts here from Steve. I've got a prototype for a boner-shaped beacon that plan to shine over NYC any time his presence is required.

[jwaggs]

I think he's in Florida these days