The Mets are the greatest team in major league history and are going to win their tenth straight World Series next year.

Sonny Bono
"Captain" Daryl Dragon
Donny Osmond

Donny Deutsche
Der Fuehrer
Benito Mussolini

I feel a little bad for that Dusan guy.

Sandy still looks like he can bring it.

I never liked eating an octopus. They either look at you while you're eating them and they don't taste too good.

And they probably know they're gonna be eaten. That's just cruel.

The Mets split the series with the Royals and showed them who the boss is.

Or perhaps, just perhaps, an upper-level manager.

I'm pretty sure (1005%) that the Mets are going to win the World Series in four!

LET'S GO METS! LET'S GO METS!
LET'S GO METS! LET'S GO METS!

"Shakira
Shaquille O'Neal
Ryan O'Neal"

Neal Allen
Allen Ginsberg
Ruth Ginsberg

No "citizen" has the need for a semi-automatic weapon. Period.

Count Dracula
Bram Stoker
Brian Stokes Mitchell

It was a great run. Seriously. One that surpassed all expectations... except mine, of course.

Wait 'til next year!

You tell 'em, Ron!

The Mets have never won the first game in a World Series.

They lost the first two games at home in 1986.

So there.

LET'S GO METS! LET'S GO METS!
LET'S GO METS! LET'S GO METS!

THE DEGROMINATOR IS ON TONIGHT!
So shall it be written. So shall it be done.

My jaw dropped as I watched the called third strike/wild pitch fiasco last night during the
Mets/Cubs game.

It's hard being so right on in one's predictions.

Anything Ron has to say is interesting, as far as I'm concerned.

Now, the Mets!!!!!

LET'S GO METS! LET'S GO METS!
LET'S GO METS! LET'S GO METS!

Great as in humongous in spirit and ability!

I need to know your thoughts. How great are the Mets? 1. Really great 2. Exceptionally great 3. Ridiculously great 4. Greater than great 5. They are the greatest team in the history of the solar system 6. They are the greatest team in the history of the Universe 7. They are so great, we don't even n...

Has anyone seen "Twenty Feet From Stardom?" I'm looking forward to checking that one out.

I'm with you on all of that, Ron!

I don't like to brag or anything, but the Mets just swept the Nationals, pounded the hell out of the
Marlins and are now in SOLE POSSESSION OF FIRST PLACE!

It's excited to be excited about being a Mets fan.

I loved Ant-Man. Lots of fun. Plus, what's not to like about Evangeline Lilly?

I saw Hot Tub Time Machine 2, which doesn't even get half a Thorne.

The first one got 4.5 Thornes, so this was truly a disappointment.

In ten minutes, I'm heading out to see Terminator: Genesys. This will hopefully be worth six Thornes and a half.

And the Mets continue to dominate the National League! They haven't been in first place this late in the season since something like 2005! LET'S GO METS! LET'S GO METS! LET'S GO METS! LET'S GO METS! I'm pretty sure the rest of the NL knows this and is going to lay down for the rest of the season as ...

Theere has to be something this maniac Met fan is consuming. 27 Yanks, Big Red Machine, Brooklyn Dodgers in 1955, Giants in the Wilie Mays era, and on and on. Have fun while the Mets do well, but I see them as a good second place club they don't have the depth of the Nats. I am consuming the fumes ...