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Start an interesting thread.

Postby steve(thelil) » August 20th, 2013, 4:05 pm

After the anticipatory bummer of the Speakeasy closure, I've been really appreciative of having this place to go to discuss stuff and just have fun with a bunch if interesting and clever people.

The best way to keep it thriving is to have a bunch of good stuff that people feel like talking about. So my suggestion is that we make a point of thinking about what would make a good thread/discussion and then posting int.

In case this one doesn't meet my own standard, I'll try to start another thread ASAP.
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Re: Start an interesting thread.

Postby Mike Schwartz » August 20th, 2013, 4:22 pm

:? great suggestion [ and thread topic ] thelil :?
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Re: Start an interesting thread.

Postby moldyfigg » August 21st, 2013, 10:09 am

Toe nails have been given short shrift.

Thay need more shrift.
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Re: Start an interesting thread.

Postby jwaggs » February 15th, 2015, 9:03 am

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Re: Start an interesting thread.

Postby jwaggs » February 16th, 2015, 5:41 pm

You know you are from Arkansas if:

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think the "Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took there.

10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15. You! go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000.00 worth of improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
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Re: Start an interesting thread.

Postby moldyfigg » February 19th, 2015, 9:14 am

A rabbi, a dromedary and the Up With People group walk into a bar. . .
Bright moments

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