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Uxbridge English Dictionary

Postby mjb » August 19th, 2013, 10:25 am

Freely adapted from the game played in "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue."

The idea is to provide new definitions for existing English words to, perhaps, reflect our changing times.

For example:

Lymph - to walk with a lisp.

Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan (courtesy of Stephen Fry)

Animate - to be too fond of your pet.

Perversion - the cat's story.
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Postby Monte Smith » August 19th, 2013, 11:52 am

Hegemony - clippers.
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Postby mjb » August 20th, 2013, 2:39 am

Contrite - not in favour of the commonplace
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Postby mjb » August 20th, 2013, 3:24 am

Pupil - medication for people sitting in church
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Postby pig pen » August 20th, 2013, 4:54 am

egocentric - the method of arranging a plate of food with a tasty waffle in the centre.
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Postby A. Kingstone » August 20th, 2013, 8:17 am

Domicile - The lane in a store where one finds leather clad women.
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Postby Ron Thorne » August 20th, 2013, 11:40 am

Terrible - A feeling engendered annually in Pamplona, Spain.
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Postby Monte Smith » August 23rd, 2013, 5:34 am

prix fixe - a cream or ointment usually used once to no good effect
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Postby Douglas » August 23rd, 2013, 6:09 am

Prefect - period before life went pear shaped (father ted dialect)

You all know the politics definition
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Postby Jimmy Cantiello » August 23rd, 2013, 10:33 am

triangle - to fish with three fishing poles simultaneously.
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Postby mjb » August 26th, 2013, 5:42 am

Peccadillo - an interestingly shaped small cigar.
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Postby steve(thelil) » August 26th, 2013, 6:58 am

specimen = Italian Astronaut

Bipolar: Sexually versatile in cold weather

Autoharp: Many stringed vehicle
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Postby mjb » August 26th, 2013, 12:47 pm

Tennis - isn't 9 or 11

Expire - used to be on top of a church
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Postby mjb » August 28th, 2013, 10:23 am

Lactic - broken watch

Pumpernickel - question a coin.
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Postby pig pen » August 28th, 2013, 10:34 am

Twerk - What a twerp does when when having a seizure
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Postby mjb » August 28th, 2013, 11:20 am

Twerk - where people go to earn money.
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Postby mjb » September 1st, 2013, 7:20 am

Masticate - self abuse using part of a ship.
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Postby Jimmy Cantiello » September 1st, 2013, 8:04 am

charmed - armed with a chair.
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Postby mjb » September 4th, 2013, 7:22 pm

cuticles - rather nice testicles
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Postby mjb » September 15th, 2013, 7:37 pm

pastoral - too old for foreplay
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Postby Mr. Met » September 17th, 2013, 6:26 am

Zombie: the part of the alphabet that comes after Zombay.
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Postby mjb » October 25th, 2013, 5:35 pm

bearings - Yogi's jewelry

shampoo - not the real shit

champagne - pretending it hurts
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Postby mjb » October 26th, 2013, 7:24 am

meander - she and I

predict - virgin
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