Uxbridge English Dictionary
- mjb
- Founding Member
- Posts: 242
- Joined: June 27th, 2013, 8:29 pm [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Uxbridge English Dictionary
Freely adapted from the game played in "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue."
The idea is to provide new definitions for existing English words to, perhaps, reflect our changing times.
For example:
Lymph - to walk with a lisp.
Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan (courtesy of Stephen Fry)
Animate - to be too fond of your pet.
Perversion - the cat's story.
The idea is to provide new definitions for existing English words to, perhaps, reflect our changing times.
For example:
Lymph - to walk with a lisp.
Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan (courtesy of Stephen Fry)
Animate - to be too fond of your pet.
Perversion - the cat's story.
- Monte Smith
- Founding Member
- Posts: 176
- Joined: June 29th, 2013, 4:59 am [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Hegemony - clippers.
- mjb
- Founding Member
- Posts: 242
- Joined: June 27th, 2013, 8:29 pm [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Contrite - not in favour of the commonplace
- mjb
- Founding Member
- Posts: 242
- Joined: June 27th, 2013, 8:29 pm [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Pupil - medication for people sitting in church
- pig pen
- Founding Member
- Posts: 231
- Joined: June 28th, 2013, 4:07 am [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
egocentric - the method of arranging a plate of food with a tasty waffle in the centre.
"If humans used their tongues for cleaning themselves rather than talking, the world would be a much better place." - Henri, Le Chat Noir
- A. Kingstone
- Founding Member
- Posts: 254
- Joined: June 30th, 2013, 5:11 am [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Domicile - The lane in a store where one finds leather clad women.
- Ron Thorne
- Fadda Timekeeper
- Posts: 3072
- Joined: June 27th, 2013, 4:14 pm
- Location: Anchorage, Alaska [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Terrible - A feeling engendered annually in Pamplona, Spain.
"Timing is everything" - Peppercorn
http://500px.com/rpthorne
http://500px.com/rpthorne
- Monte Smith
- Founding Member
- Posts: 176
- Joined: June 29th, 2013, 4:59 am [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
prix fixe - a cream or ointment usually used once to no good effect
-
- Founding Member
- Posts: 11
- Joined: June 28th, 2013, 4:23 am [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Prefect - period before life went pear shaped (father ted dialect)
You all know the politics definition
You all know the politics definition
- Jimmy Cantiello
- Founding Member
- Posts: 360
- Joined: July 4th, 2013, 7:02 am
- Location: Monroe, Connecticut and/or Newfane, Vermont [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
triangle - to fish with three fishing poles simultaneously.
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” ― Frank Sinatra
- mjb
- Founding Member
- Posts: 242
- Joined: June 27th, 2013, 8:29 pm [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Peccadillo - an interestingly shaped small cigar.
-
- Founding Member
- Posts: 542
- Joined: June 28th, 2013, 6:53 am [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
specimen = Italian Astronaut
Bipolar: Sexually versatile in cold weather
Autoharp: Many stringed vehicle
Bipolar: Sexually versatile in cold weather
Autoharp: Many stringed vehicle
- mjb
- Founding Member
- Posts: 242
- Joined: June 27th, 2013, 8:29 pm [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Tennis - isn't 9 or 11
Expire - used to be on top of a church
Expire - used to be on top of a church
- mjb
- Founding Member
- Posts: 242
- Joined: June 27th, 2013, 8:29 pm [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Lactic - broken watch
Pumpernickel - question a coin.
Pumpernickel - question a coin.
- pig pen
- Founding Member
- Posts: 231
- Joined: June 28th, 2013, 4:07 am [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Twerk - What a twerp does when when having a seizure
"If humans used their tongues for cleaning themselves rather than talking, the world would be a much better place." - Henri, Le Chat Noir
- mjb
- Founding Member
- Posts: 242
- Joined: June 27th, 2013, 8:29 pm [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Twerk - where people go to earn money.
- mjb
- Founding Member
- Posts: 242
- Joined: June 27th, 2013, 8:29 pm [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Masticate - self abuse using part of a ship.
- Jimmy Cantiello
- Founding Member
- Posts: 360
- Joined: July 4th, 2013, 7:02 am
- Location: Monroe, Connecticut and/or Newfane, Vermont [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
charmed - armed with a chair.
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” ― Frank Sinatra
- mjb
- Founding Member
- Posts: 242
- Joined: June 27th, 2013, 8:29 pm [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
cuticles - rather nice testicles
- mjb
- Founding Member
- Posts: 242
- Joined: June 27th, 2013, 8:29 pm [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
pastoral - too old for foreplay
-
- Founding Member
- Posts: 116
- Joined: July 6th, 2013, 9:05 am [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
Zombie: the part of the alphabet that comes after Zombay.
- mjb
- Founding Member
- Posts: 242
- Joined: June 27th, 2013, 8:29 pm [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
bearings - Yogi's jewelry
shampoo - not the real shit
champagne - pretending it hurts
shampoo - not the real shit
champagne - pretending it hurts
- mjb
- Founding Member
- Posts: 242
- Joined: June 27th, 2013, 8:29 pm [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1107: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary
meander - she and I
predict - virgin
predict - virgin
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 18 guests