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Toe jam tastes good with pesto sauce.

Ear wax is yummy when stuffed inside green olives.

Borscht is the other red meat.

The Bee Gees were called the Bee Gees since they formed. However, they originally spelled their group name with neither a B nor a G.

I've accidentally sent Doctor Dave 2 separate PMs that were intended to be public posts.

Oh, never mind. That IS True.

Carmen Miranda was really Wallace Beery in drag.

Beets have a radioactive half-life comparable to Flubber.

Al Qaeda has been looking for the Beach Boys

The late NY Giants cornerback Carl "Spider" Lockhart was the inspiration for the show time Channel character Dexter.

Late NY Giant cornerback Carl "Spider" Lockhart (who according to a reliable source was the inspiration for TV's "Dexter") was radioactive. He got his nickname after a spider he bit became the first Arachnid cornerback in the NFL.

EXCUSE ME!!
This clown had to come to me begging to be allowed to get involved in that ad campaign.
I do get 75% of the royalties though

The Beatles were originally called the Liverpool Pole Lizards.

Daniel Defoe was going to name one of his characters in Robinson Crusoe "Man Tuesday" but changed it when Tuesday Weld's lawyers sent him a threatening letter.

mjb wrote:Daniel Defoe was going to name one of his characters in Robinson Crusoe "Man Tuesday" but changed it when Tuesday Weld's lawyers sent him a threatening letter.

And...the protagonist was originally called Robinson Caruso but he couldn't hit the high C so Defoe renamed him Crusoe.

Actress Jamie Lee Curtis is only one of dozens, if not hundreds, of celebrities who are hermaphrodites. Curtis was born with an unusual chromosome structure (ostensibly some variation of XXY). Other celebs who are/were hermaphrodites: Jim Nabors, Roman Gabriel, Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams, Yogi Berra, Y.A. Tittle, Keith Moon, Ginger Baker, Alfred "No Cock" Hitchcock, Laura Bush, Bruno Sammartino, Laurel and Hardy, Kevin Spacey, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, Jayne Mansfield, Anthony Jerome "Spud" Webb, and Bruno Mars.

No!!!!......Not Superfly Snooka!!

Shmohawk was the last of the Jewish Mohicans.

The wonat is the national bird of Iceland.

Seagulls are number one in Switzerland.

Superman was embarrassed when it was pointed out to him that most of his name was sperm.

In one of the lost Warner Brothers cartoons, the nature of Updock was explained to Bugs.

"Svelte lithe" is not an anagram of Stevethelil.

The late comedienne Totie Fields was in a clandestine long-term sexual relationship with author Truman Capote. She broke it off when Truman kept referring to her as "my sex slave and future wife Totie Capote". Within days she began a similar relationship with baseball player Larry Doby.

Abraham Lincoln used to love to gesture theatrically with one hand while making a point during a speech, Once the audience was transfixed by the hand, he'd point to his crotch and yell "SNAG!!!!"

The guy in the Dos Equis ad is not even the most interesting man in beer commercials. That title goes to the guy dissed for wearing skinny jeans in a light beer ad; who can actually fart out the score of Thoroughly Modern Millie.

60% of alligators think they are crocodiles.